Okay, I'm a nerd. I was reading art for my last exam when I stumbled upon a name which instantly woke me from lethargy: Joseph Vernet*. If you have no idea why that name should tell me (or rather, tell you) something, who the hell are you and what are you doing in my flist just bear in mind that Sherlock Holmes' grandmother was a sister of Vernet ( Read more... )

È che non fanno più ridere. Almeno facessero ridere. Almeno spacciassero droga. Almeno si buttassero da un balcone. Almeno scrivessero da zero a fisting in dieci secon... no, aspetta, quello lo fanno già. Almeno facessero errori di battitura divertenti, invece dei soliti cè e qual'è che di questo passo pure lo Zingarelli si arrenderà all'evidenza ( Read more... )

Pick 10 people and give them the "you make my day" award. If you're picked, you are charged with picking 10 of your own.

(in totally casual order)

eryslash (surprise!)
juliettesaito
norasblack
eide_oconrad
zoedriver
snopes_faith
kimmy_dreamer
sourcream_onion
enfasi
eledh_3
pete_petrelli (SI' che conta!)

Anyway, Fiore, you're 20. You can't feel like crying from listening to 'My heart will go on' like when you were 12 and the world was such a bad place. Time to grow up! *hits herself*

(By the way, is it just me or the scene with the two old lovers hugging onto the bed while the Titanic is sinking is really heartbreaking?)

(This last one and then I swear that spam is enough for today ( Read more... )

1. Sapevo che il mio inconfessabile OTP Dumbledore/Grindelwald mi avrebbe portato alla rovina.
2. pettymoth! Come hai potuto!
3. Sigh. Tina, bada tu a GIUOIA mentre io offro porn in cambio di food.

( Mmm, il fascino del dittatore )

Pimpiamo, o let's pimp che dir si voglia.

Dunque, la juliettesaito e moi siamo giunte alla constatazione che non c'era UNA community su LJ che fosse come la volevamo noi, vale a dire: una semplice, onnicomprensiva community di racconti e fanfictions in italiano, senza limiti di rating o genere, e non necessariamente slash (perché ogni tanto scriviamo anche ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKEWhen you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what ( Read more... )

Just to make people who care sure I'm not dead yet... In the past days I've been kidnapped by my personal Muse and since I love Her so, so much I thought it was nice to stay embraced in Her big soft arms a little more before coming back to reality.
Just to let you know.

Then, I've joined foreman_fest. I feel like a thief 'cause I'm pretty sure I've stolen ( Read more... )

I wrote the text and Ery set it on the video. Turn off the audio, guys, or you're not gonna understand anything.

Here for the craziness